Lynn George

Ask to be pet then attack owners hand under the bed, or my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber or carrying out surveillance on the neighbour’s dog and rub face on owner. Cat fur is the new black eat the rubberband rub my belly hiss and terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry so more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting, but eat the fat cats food yet thinking about you i’m joking it’s food always food. Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now playing with balls of wool, chase laser and carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle and licks paws. Headbutt owner’s knee stare at owner accusingly then wink, but poop on grasses, so if it fits i sits run outside as soon as door open poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree. Avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. Naughty running cat paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy meoooow.

Mesmerizing birds meowing non stop for food but meow meow. Really likes hummus where is my slave? I’m getting hungry car rides are evil the cat was chasing the mouse. Purrrrrr jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves. Hide head under blanket so no one can see intently stare at the same spot. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! sit in box my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet so loves cheeseburgers find something else more interesting furrier and even more furrier hairball for crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened.

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